the only reason i'm watching the grammys tonight
is to see RDJ present an award.
even though that duet with elton john and lady gaga was pretty interesting.
February 2010
January 2010
i don’t really know how i feel about college parties. maybe it was because i went with four people, two guys and two girls, and i was pretty much the odd one out. but i mean, when we walked into k30, it kind of seemed a little anticlimactic. all it was was kids playing beer pong, smoking, dancing, listening to wicked loud music, grinding, and making out. a guy did ask me to dance, though, and that was pretty awesome =)
but i think i’m more of a fan of getting together with friends and playing kings or asshole or something. because at least then i’ll feel comfortable. for right now, though, i kind of think they’re overrated.
...even by new york standards.
ASPCA volunteer: Hey, you have a moment for animals?
Busy man: Yeah… at lunch.
Onlooker: Ice cold!
—Union Square
“
Before we end this rodeo, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of speculation in the press about what I legally can and can’t say about NBC. To set the record straight, tonight I am allowed to say anything I want. And what I want to say is this: between my time at Saturday Night Live, the Late Night show, and my brief run here on The Tonight Show, I have worked with NBC for over 20 years. Yes, we have our differences right now and yes, we’re going to go our separate ways. But this company has been my home for most of my adult life. I am enormously proud of the work we have done together, and I want to thank NBC for making it all possible.
Walking away from The Tonight Show is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. Making this choice has been enormously difficult. This is the best job in the world, I absolutely love doing it, and I have the best staff and crew in the history of the medium. But despite this sense of loss, I really feel this should be a happy moment. Every comedian dreams of hosting The Tonight Show and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second. I’ve had more good fortune than anyone I know and if our next gig is doing a show in a 7-Eleven parking lot, we’ll find a way to make it fun.
And finally, I have to say something to our fans. The massive outpouring of support and passion from so many people has been overwhelming. The rallies, the signs, all the goofy, outrageous creativity on the Internet, and the fact that people have traveled long distances and camped out all night in the pouring rain to be in our audience, made a sad situation joyous and inspirational.
To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen. As proof, let’s make an amazing thing happen right now.
” —Conan O’Brien. Always and forever <3
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“what do peacocks dream of, when they take a little peacock snooze? do they dream of screwing conan, who bumped his melon and lost a few screws? well, don’t you worry your little feathered head, you’re gonna get rid of conan, whose career is surely dead. but we won’t have to miss our best friend conan; he’ll be on court tv during his trial with nbc. CONAN, CONAN, OH CONIE CON CON, CONIE COCO! but if he gets murdered by crystal meth tweakers…who cares, he’s shit outta luck.”
1. MASTURBATING BEAR!!!
2. ED HELMS!!!
Good God, what an excellent show tonight. And it’s only at the first commercial break. <3
3. ADAM SANDLER!!! “I know you can’t air this, but, ‘NBC: Nothin’ But *****s!’”
“Morons…incompetent morons…these people are morons…la dee dee dee…”
ATTABOY RICKY!
“Let’s get on with this before nbc replaces me with jay leno.”
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^ yes! dance party! but it has be be a dance-off between the cast and crew and band members…
some sort of homage to of all the best LN characters would be awesome…
Then I’d like a musical performance of anybody who’ll have Conan as a guest singer guitar player.
Then insanity.
I just want that dam last episode to be a blueprint of Conan’s heart.
” —ditto65, from the tonight show’s imdb board. that last sentence.RDJ is off cowboys and aliens. this is kinda disappointing for me, just because i was hoping to see him in july, which is when they’re starting filming, but articles have said that his backing out of the project could mean that a sherlock holmes sequel is already in the works.
this is primarily filmed in england. but they film baker street in new york city. at the marcy armory. only about three hours away. and i’ve already been there.
FUCK, yes.
EDIT: he IS off cowboys and aliens because of a scheduling conflict with the sherlock sequel. it’s gonna start filming in june, apparently, and for the last movie, they were working for almost four months.
!!!!!!!!!
oh my God i hope this works out.
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Fuck you, Jay Leno.
Honestly. COME ON.
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i hate when i find fanfiction that starts out really good, but then i keep reading, and it turns lame/bad, but i can’t stop reading it. i usually end up finishing the story, even though i don’t like the writing style/the author has the characters wrong, etc.
which is what i’m doing right now.
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McSweeney's
considers anyone’s book manuscript for publication, regardless of publishing history or whether or not you have an agent.
even just the IDEA of this thrills me to no end.
