March 2010
“I have a really interesting political point of view, and it’s not always...”
– Robert Downey Jr.
the rest of the quote talks about his time in prison, but this part right here is what i feel like when it comes to my political point of view, too.
waiting for it to be 10:00 to buy tickets on ticketmaster might just be one of the most stressful things ever.
last night i realized once again that i’ve never felt as intellectually stimulated as i did in jadams’ ap english class.
i want to go back. or for him to be my college professor. i feel like i learned so, so much in his class, but now in college, i’m not, because he did such a great job. i miss it, and him.
“Spotted: guy wearing paddy’s irish pub shirt. Um marry me?”
– a text from karen who knows that st. patrick’s day has nothing to do with leprechauns anymore.
tip for straight males—> wear a paddy’s pub shirt and you are 10x more appealing for your great taste and you will have an automatic in with the ladies, unless the ladies like twilight and hannah...
“Ssh! we’re waking the christians!”
– brittany :)
“can we get…russell crowe, sheryl crow, the counting crows, and the black...”
– val kilmer
“allison racicot a published writer!?! thats incredible, congrats. i want a copy!”
“Allison, let me just say this much: I saw your fan page and was pretty excited you had some work online. Fantastic job. I know it may be kinda random, but there was nooo way I wasn’t blowing up your wall after reading some of your stories. Congrats on the book, btw!! Anyway, to make a long...
today i went down to the middle of campus near stark with my notebook, ipod, and zeitoun and wrote, read, and listened to g. love and the dropkick murphys in this epic sunshine. it was the best i’ve felt all week.
i’d definitely recommend it.
peter gabriel’s cover of “my body is a cage” by arcade fire is absolutely gorgeous.
Kelly: Do you have any hard feelings towards NBC and Jay? Not that you're gonna be honest, but go ahead. Go for it.
Andy: Uh...yes. Yes, I do. Why wouldn't I?
“Conan O’Brien: funnier in 140 characters on Twitter than Jay Leno is for...”
– The Bullseye in this week’s EW
so hey, thanks, EW, for speaking the truth.
snhu’s major concert this year is theory of a deadman. i’ve never heard these guys before, but people seemed excited, so i looked them up on myspace. they sound like a shitty version of nickelback…which is pretty bad, since nickelback sucks to begin with.
this is disappointing.
TIME: 1:40PM
Dear woman standing behind me who overheard snippets of my conversation with Jim and thought that I worked with “that nice man Jay Leno” on the Tonight Show,
You sicken me.
Sincerely, Laid-Off Tonight Show Staffer
-McSweeney’s Coffee Bean Comment Cards as Written by a Recently Laid-Off Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien Staffer
